Since no one did any haikus, except Atrii, who cocked it up anyway, I'll move forwards to limericks! I'm sure you can figure something and not be more disappointing than Samara's last brood - speaking of which...

There once was a guy with two horns,

Whose mother offered only scorn,

His behaviour was trite

And his songs sparked no light,

So his thigh-given death no one mourns